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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 308 4/12/26

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Subscribe to Greg Fitzsimmons: https://bit.ly/subGregFitz Greg and Mike cover everything from space travel and the insanity of re-entry to birthday parties, backyard poker scams, and a Florida story involving meth-laced hot dogs. They also get into the Artemis mission, comedy roasts, and wrap things up with This Day in History and listener-submitted funnies. This episode is #sponsored by Rocket Money. Take control of your finances and cancel unwanted subscriptions with ease. This episode is also #sponsored by Miracle Made. Upgrade your sleep with temperature-regulating, bacteria-resistant sheets: https://trymiracle.com/papers Use promo code PAPERS for over 40% off plus an extra 20% off and a free 3-piece towel set. Comments or corrections? Email: fitzdogradio@gmail.com This show is produced by Gotham Production Studios and part of the Gotham Network. https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/studios/ Follow Greg Fitzsimmons: Facebook: https://facebook.com/FitzdogRadio Instagram: https://instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Twitter: https://twitter.com/gregfitzshow Official Website: http://gregfitzsimmons.com Tour Dates: https://bit.ly/GregFitzTour Merch: https://bit.ly/GregFitzMerch “Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons” Book: https://amzn.to/2Z2bB82 “Life on Stage” Comedy Special: https://bit.ly/GregFitzSpecial Listen to Greg Fitzsimmons: Fitzdog Radio: https://bit.ly/FitzdogRadio Sunday Papers: http://bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Childish: http://childishpod.com Watch more Greg Fitzsimmons: Latest Uploads: https://bit.ly/latestGregFitz Fitzdog Radio: https://bit.ly/radioGregFitz Sunday Papers: https://bit.ly/sundayGregFitz Stand Up Comedy: https://bit.ly/comedyGregFitz Popular Videos: https://bit.ly/popGregFitz About Greg Fitzsimmons: Mixing an incisive wit with scathing sarcasm, Greg Fitzsimmons is an accomplished stand-up, an Emmy Award winning writer, and a host on TV, radio and his own podcasts. Greg is host of the popular “FitzDog Radio” podcast (https://bit.ly/FitzdogRadio), as well as “Sunday Papers” with co-host Mike Gibbons (http://bit.ly/SundayPapersPod) and “Childish” with co-host Alison Rosen (http://childishpod.com). A regular with Conan O’Brien and Jimmy Kimmel, Greg also frequents “The Joe Rogan Experience,” “Lights Out with David Spade,” and has made more than 50 visits to “The Howard Stern Show.” Howard gave Greg his own show on Sirius/XM which lasted more than 10 years. Greg’s one-hour standup special, “Life On Stage,” was named a Top 10 Comedy Release by LA Weekly. The special premiered on Comedy Central and is now available on Amazon Prime, as a DVD, or a download (https://bit.ly/GregFitzSpecial). Greg’s 2011 book, Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons (https://amzn.to/2Z2bB82), climbed the best-seller charts and garnered outstanding reviews from NPR and Vanity Fair. Greg appeared in the Netflix series “Santa Clarita Diet,” the Emmy-winning FX series “Louie,” spent five years as a panelist on VH1’s “Best Week Ever,” was a reoccurring panelist on “Chelsea Lately,” and starred in two half-hour stand-up specials on Comedy Central. Greg wrote and appeared on the Judd Apatow HBO series “Crashing.” Writing credits include HBO’s “Lucky Louie,” “Cedric the Entertainer Presents,” “Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher,” “The Man Show” and many others. On his mantle beside the four Daytime Emmys he won as a writer and producer on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” sit “The Jury Award for Best Comedian” from The HBO Comedy Arts Festival and a Cable Ace Award for hosting the MTV game show "Idiot Savants." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus.

0:04.0

We're having a baby.

0:06.0

We're having a baby.

0:07.0

I've always wanted to be mom.

0:09.0

And we're bringing you on our journey through everything.

0:12.0

I have no idea what we're doing.

0:13.0

Thank you. I have more of an idea.

0:15.0

I think of it like a Tamagocchi.

0:17.0

At the end of all of this...

0:20.0

We're going to have a little baby.

0:21.8

Raising Chelsea, a Hulu original series streaming exclusively on Disney Plus.

0:27.3

18 plus subscription required T's and T supply.

0:30.3

Sunday, first podcast, Mike and Greg.

0:37.0

It's on you, so they're going to make you all. Read all about it's on you so they're gonna make you all

0:39.3

read all about it

0:41.5

read all about it not yelling loud because I lost my voice

0:45.6

last week

0:46.5

you did

0:49.9

what happened what happened I don't know I just did 10 weekends in a row on the road. And then I basically lost my voice the day before I was going to Joshua Tree with my sister. My sister flew in with her husband and son and his girlfriend. My niece came up from San Diego and we were all going

1:13.1

out and my son flew in and we're going out to the desert and I lose my voice. Meanwhile, we've got a

1:21.0

party for a hundred people on Saturday and I have no voice. And so I went to this urgent care out in the desert and this woman came in, this doctor,

1:33.2

and she looked at me for, I'll be generous and say 40 seconds.

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