🚨 RERUN: Sunday Papers Ep. 79 (Easter Weekend Replay)

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2026

⏱️ 135 minutes

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🚨 Easter Weekend Rerun 🚨 We’re off for the holiday, so we’re bringing back one of our favorite episodes from the archives. Episode 79 (Originally Aired): A grown man sues his parents for throwing out his porn, a redneck almost kidnaps his kid's principal for making the child wear a mask, and we pay our respects to two gentlemen who crashed while in the back of a self-driving Tesla. RIP Leland. Subscribe to Greg Fitzsimmons: https://bit.ly/subGregFitz Thanks to our sponsor, Lucy. Go to http://Lucy.co and use promo code "papers" for 20% off your order. Comments, corrections: email fitzdogradio @ gmail.com Follow Greg Fitzsimmons: Facebook: https://facebook.com/FitzdogRadio Instagram: https://instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Twitter: https://twitter.com/gregfitzshow Official Website: http://gregfitzsimmons.com Tour Dates: https://bit.ly/GregFitzTour Merch: https://bit.ly/GregFitzMerch “Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons” Book: https://amzn.to/2Z2bB82 “Life on Stage” Comedy Special: https://bit.ly/GregFitzSpecial Listen to Greg Fitzsimmons: Fitzdog Radio: https://bit.ly/FitzdogRadio Sunday Papers: http://bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Childish: http://childishpod.com Watch more Greg Fitzsimmons: Latest Uploads: https://bit.ly/latestGregFitz Fitzdog Radio: https://bit.ly/radioGregFitz Sunday Papers: https://bit.ly/sundayGregFitz Stand Up Comedy: https://bit.ly/comedyGregFitz Popular Videos: https://bit.ly/popGregFitz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus.
0:04.5	We're having a baby.
0:05.5	We're having a baby.
0:07.2	I've always wanted to be mom.
0:09.4	And we're bringing you on our journey through everything.
0:12.4	I have no idea what we're doing.
0:13.6	Thank you. I have more of an idea.
0:15.6	I think of it like a Tamagocchi.
0:17.8	At the end of all of this...
0:20.0	We're going to have a little baby.
0:21.8	Raising Chelsea, a Hulu original series streaming exclusively on Disney Plus.
0:27.3	18 plus subscription required T's and T supply.
0:32.7	Sunday they first Greg and Mike.
0:36.4	Right between the eyes like a lightning strike.
0:40.3	Sunday papers, Mike and Greg, it makes me so happy in my little leg.
0:47.3	Sunday papers, read all about it well Sunday papers
0:57.1	take it each
0:59.9	go ahead
1:02.8	check one two
1:04.6	yeah it sounds better
1:05.7	here we go
1:06.7	all right
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