Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 279 9/7/25

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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You can’t have gay crosswalks or child vaccinations in FLA, you can’t shoot each other in the head while wearing helmets in TX and you absolutely cannot give Ketamine to any cast members from Friends. Support our sponsor: ⁠⁠https://rocketrx.com⁠⁠⁠ Use code: Papers30 Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.com Find Mike on Venmo here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Every day the moves gets a little bit stranger
0:04.2	But Greg and Mike laugh in the face of the danger of getting the facts right
0:09.6	It's just a matter of making you laugh
0:11.6	The Sunday Papers podcast
0:13.3	Read all about it
0:20.8	Read all about it.
0:23.7	Read all about it.
0:26.6	Sunday papers coming alive.
0:30.4	Coast to coast, New York, L.A. and all the fly states in between.
0:33.8	I just turned off my AC.
0:35.4	My audio should be better, although it is beautiful weather.
0:39.1	I was in Boston and now I'm in New York.
0:42.9	Seeing the daughters.
0:44.4	I love it.
0:45.6	You know, at a certain point, I cannot remember my parents visiting me.
0:51.6	They came to Boston twice and And that was it. My mom was there once and then
0:59.9	graduation. And my dad dropped me off when I was so hungover. And I was really jaded because I had
1:06.9	been in three years of boarding school. So I had already done three years of dorm rooms.
1:12.1	So I showed up with like a giant duffel bag and that's it.
1:17.5	And I think I put a, I might not even have put a sheet on the bed and passed out.
1:23.3	He left me, kind of disgusted.
1:26.5	And then I didn't unpack and I wanted to get it.
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