Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 278 8/31/25

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Mike tours with Bargatze while Greg badmouths Ellen. Taylor and Kelce make promises they won’t keep, a man fakes his own death, and a FLA man catches a burglar while in his Batman onesie. Support our sponsor: https://rocketrx.com⁠ Use code: Papers30 Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.com Find Mike on Venmo here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Gregan, my, Gregan, my, Gregan, my Gregan, my Gregan, my Gregan, my Greg and my Greg and my
0:05.3	Greg and my Greg and my, Greg and my, Greg and my Sunday papers.
0:12.1	Gregan, my, Greg and my Sunday papers.
0:16.2	Gregan, my, Greg and my, Sunday.
0:19.1	Read all about it.
0:20.5	Read all about it. Read all about it.
0:22.4	Two mid-level comedian.
0:25.5	I'm not even.
0:28.1	Oh, look at that.
0:30.8	What?
0:31.0	Wait, I just got a text.
0:32.3	Hold on.
0:34.1	Just got a text from my friend who's at the Clippers.
0:36.8	And he said, my friend got tickets for me and Sarah and David Spade tonight and I saw that you were in another room. Bummer. Good excuse to say hello. Okay. I'm at the store tonight and I guess Sarah Silverman and David Spade are in the other room and the guy that I'm friends with, he's a coach for the Clippers. I thought he's inviting me and Sarah and Spade to a game. But he's coming to see us. Look at your life. This is not mid-level stuff. I know. Look at that. Come on now. Speaking of mid-level, it finally happened. I have waited my whole career for this, but you know how when you get residuals on a project?
1:16.7	Well, you do know this.
1:17.7	It diminishes over time.
1:19.7	Oh, yeah.
1:19.9	You get less and less and less.
1:21.6	I did an episode as an actor on CSI back in, I don't even know that it says it on here I think it was in the
1:30.8	20th century it was in 20th century oh it was in 2011 it was 14 years ago and I have
1:38.1	be getting I've been getting checks from CSI for 14 years, like regularly.
1:45.6	And, you know, they get smaller and smaller, smaller.
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