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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 276 8/17/25

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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0:00.0

Sunday Papers Greg and Mike

0:05.0

It's the news that you might like

0:09.0

Irregardless it will make you laugh

0:15.0

Sunday papers time

0:19.0

Three two one There we go about it there he goes summer is almost over but the news

0:28.2

keeps coming it's wild that kids are going back to school now i know i know it's insane

0:35.8

dude i feel like summers we were all complaining about June gloom. And I feel summer is just getting started, which weather-wise, it is.

0:45.8

How many times have you been in the ocean this summer? None.

0:48.9

Wow.

0:49.5

Which is... And, you know, I have that little dumb tradition. Every Memorial Day. So I jumpstart it.

0:55.1

I always jump in a body of water.

0:56.7

This year it was a pool, though, which is no big deal. But I'm just saying normally it's a lake, a river, or an ocean. And I make myself do it. And I didn't this year. And sure enough, it slipped away. All right. Well, listen, here's how you're going to get the most out of your summer.

1:11.2

We're going up.

1:12.4

You've been invited to Vermont the week after Labor Day. I know. I can't do it. Oh, no. Yeah, and I'm on the East Coast, but I'm in New York at Sophie's. Anyway, we'll talk about it. But, yeah, I know, that's great. Yeah, you're going to miss a good weekend.

1:29.6

So, all right.

1:30.8

You were quite a summer night last night?

1:32.5

Oh, my God.

1:33.9

What a perfect summer.

1:35.2

Well, not only night, but day.

1:37.3

Yeah.

1:39.3

Your idea.

1:41.0

My idea, two years in a row.

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