Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 275 8/10/25

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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JD Vance makes the river rise, ICE is hiring senior citizens and the WNBA is raining dildos. Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.com Find Mike on Venmo here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime⁠⁠⁠⁠ Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime ⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sunday papers.
0:06.0	It's Mike and Greek.
0:12.0	Three, two.
0:16.0	Read all about it.
0:17.0	Read all about it.
0:27.7	Flopping onto your patio or your door staff as you as you wander out in a pair of box of shorts and an old aba t-shirt wife's waiting in bed you're going to plop down again
0:34.3	next to her she's going to take the entertainment section you're going to go business but that's not going to last you're going to plop down again next to her. She's going to take the entertainment section.
0:38.5	You're going to go business.
0:40.2	But that's not going to last.
0:42.0	You're going to throw the move.
0:47.8	I think you texted me something that wasn't meant for me.
0:49.2	What did it say?
0:55.2	Was it directions on how to get into my attic?
0:56.8	I don't know.
0:57.8	I thought it might have been this.
1:00.5	Is this how you throw a move on Aaron?
1:02.0	All caps.
1:03.2	You're screaming at me.
1:03.8	All caps.
1:06.4	Go straight up and jam it hard.
1:08.8	Oh, it doesn't say that.
1:11.1	It will give a little at a time if you can't get it
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