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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 267 6/8/25

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

John Gotti’s grandkids have turned out possibly even dumber than Grandpa was, Gen Z won’t pay the bill and a FLA man just wants to watch his ex-girlfriend sleep. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sunday papers

0:05.0

Press

0:07.0

Greg and Mike talk shit more or less

0:10.0

Headlines punchlines rants are wild

0:14.0

Sunday papers it's back in style

0:18.0

Sunday paper

0:20.0

Read all about it read all about it. Read all about it. A lot of news. He's not really yelling.

0:25.8

It's like it's always happening. The news.

0:31.1

The new news. The new old news. That's really what's happening.

0:36.4

Well, really life is predictions and then news and then

0:40.9

history. That's the flow of information or knowledge. I think it's regrets, uh, ajeda, and anxiety.

0:53.2

In that order. What is it? Stress and anxiety. In that order.

0:55.8

What is it?

0:57.1

Stress.

0:59.3

Anxiety is about the future, right?

1:01.9

And depression's about the past.

1:02.6

There we go.

1:03.1

Yeah.

1:06.3

And then there's that sweet spot in the middle, which I have not found yet.

1:09.2

Yeah.

1:15.2

There's that I've heard about yeah that whole thing about that whole thing about live in the now and be present that's so like 90s it's so not now it's so not now it's not now it's not now

1:24.3

um i hey now that's the only now.

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