Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 266 6/1/25

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Some hikers on mushrooms get bailed out, Space X had a "rapid unscheduled disassembly” (otherwise known as blows up), and a Meth-crazed Florida man is bitten by an alligator and charges at cops with garden shears before he’s shot dead. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.com Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Read all about it.
0:05.0	Read all about it.
0:06.8	Read all about it.
0:07.0	Read all about it. Read all about it Sunday. It's Sunday. Sunday papers.
0:22.6	Read all about it.
0:24.5	Read all about it.
0:25.7	Sunday papers.
0:28.1	We are back.
0:34.9	I think we took a week off two weeks ago, and it won't be another one off until at least next week.
0:36.3	Yeah.
0:40.8	Speaking of, yeah, we got to, we might have to do a Wednesday, by the way.
0:42.9	I'm going back to the high school reunion next week.
0:43.4	No.
0:44.5	What is this number?
0:45.8	Is this number 40?
0:48.1	With your college roommates.
0:51.0	40.
0:51.9	Yeah, 40.
1:00.6	Damn, we're fucking old. Crazy I know so are there any I know you're engaged but are there any women that you're kind of looking forward to seeing how they look
1:04.7	disgusting they're all my age yeah it's gross's gross. I know. I know.
1:11.2	Ugh.
1:12.7	Yeah, but sometimes there's something validating about knowing that you could have hooked up with a girl that you had no shot with when you were in high school.
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