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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 252 2/16/25

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

JD Vance takes on Da Pope, Hollywood takes on Kanye, and Ellen DeGeneres takes on her neighbors. Then Arnold compares his penis to his son’s. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to FitzdogRadio@gmail.com subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail.com Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram:  Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sunday,

0:02.0

Baker's,

0:04.0

Great Miss Simmons

0:07.0

Sunday

0:08.0

Baylor

0:10.0

All right, I'm going to clap in

0:12.0

in five, four

0:14.0

There he goes,

0:16.0

Three, two, one.

0:18.0

And there it is.

0:20.0

Read ye all about it. Read ye all about it. Sunday papers coming

0:26.8

to from coming to you from Las Vegas, Nevada and Nashville, Tennessee. All right, I'm going to go on a

0:35.8

mini rant about my terrible trip here, but why don't we talk about Vegas first?

0:40.9

Well, Las Vegas, Nevada is over.

0:44.8

If you are coming here, turn around mid-flight and go home.

0:48.9

It's so crowded on the strip, you can't walk down the street.

0:53.3

Nobody's good looking anymore everybody

0:56.6

here's you know what they have everything on the strip except a salad bar it's it's unbelievable

1:04.4

the low quality of food check check dirtiness um you know it's either people the only people that look somewhat normal Check. Check. Dirtiness.

1:16.2

You know, it's either people, the only people that look somewhat normal are at a convention.

1:17.7

So they're losers.

1:21.1

If you're in Vegas on a convention, you're a loser.

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