Here comes the sun, doodoo do do

Here comes the news doodoo

Here comes cartoons doodoo

Here comes Florida man doon do do do

Three, two, one.

And I think you're about to scream.

Read all about it.

Yes.

I can't scream because I'm in a hotel room lobby.

You're not in a room, man.

I'm in a, uh, I am in, what the fuck's in?

I'm in Raleigh, North Carolina.

I got here about...

Let's slow it down.

Let's slow down all our momentum.

Talk about your hotel.

All right.

So I'm in my hotel and the Wi-Fi is not working.

So I call the lady at the front desk who's a low talker and the person in front of me kept saying to her say that again excuse me and then I

get up there and I have hard I'm hard of hearing so it take it takes me five times asking

her what to say but turns out she's absolutely lovely she she did you slow talk for her?

Were you like, listen, I ordered a room with porn and you gave me one that doesn't have it.

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