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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/Greg and Mike Ep 160 4/16/23

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2023

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Why is Lululemon making fun of Asian people? Why are old ladies in Missouri robbing banks? Why is Arnold Schwarzenegger filling potholes? Tune into Sunday Papers this week and you may walk away a little smarter. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Sun to paper, sun to paper, sun to paper, yeah. Read all about it.

0:07.0

Oh, there it is. And you're going to clap in, sir.

0:12.0

One, two, I didn't see it.

0:17.0

I never do it right anyway. One, two, three.

0:22.0

Read all about it. Read all about it.

0:26.0

Extra, extra.

0:29.0

Here we go now.

0:31.0

Connecticut. Connecticut.

0:34.0

Here we go. Here we go now.

0:36.0

Here I am. In Connecticut.

0:38.0

I think I have to turn these up a little. All right.

0:40.0

I just, I can't hear anything. I've got a cold.

0:45.0

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Hey, quick question of viewers.

0:49.0

Listeners. Listeners.

0:52.0

I'm going to stop taking the decongestion before you go to bed.

0:56.0

I get sick like once, all of this year, it's been twice.

0:59.0

But once every few years.

1:01.0

And the worst thing ever is that nighttime cough.

1:04.0

When that fucking drip is happening in your throat,

1:07.0

and you cough and you can't sleep,

1:10.0

I'm not going to take a decongestion because that's what loosens it up, right?

1:14.0

Do I have this wrong?

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