Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 159 4/9/23

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Happy Easter! Filipino men are nailing themselves to the cross to celebrate, a fake cop pulls over a real cop, and Kid Rock is done with Bud Light. A Dutch man has fathered 550 children with sperm donations, and now there is fear of incest in The Netherlands. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	["Flood of Sun and Must Be Runnin' to the cone of stone to give me some papers."
0:26.7	I need a blow, we are rich, we are rich.
0:29.0	Okay, good. Here we go. I'm going to clap in.
0:32.0	Three, hold on. Two, one.
0:36.0	Okay.
0:39.0	Three, two, one.
0:41.0	Read all about it. Extra, extra.
0:46.0	Coming from Louisville. Louisville, Kentucky, and Nashville, Tennessee.
0:51.0	This is the Southern, Southern papers, y'all.
0:55.0	A Southern Sunday paper.
0:58.0	You're not that far from me right now.
1:00.0	I think Nashville is two hours. You guys, after this podcast, could get in the car
1:05.0	and get to my show.
1:08.0	Oh, we could leave here.
1:10.0	Yes.
1:12.0	On Easter Sunday?
1:14.0	Yeah. Happy Easter.
1:18.0	Happy Easter, everybody. It's my mother's favorite thing in the world
1:24.0	is to call me on Easter Sunday early and say,
1:29.0	it's time to rise from the dead just like Jesus did.
1:34.0	She thinks that's hysterical.
1:36.0	Yeah.
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