Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 15 6/14/20

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2020

⏱️ 100 minutes

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These charged times require delicacy and restraint. You will find none of that on this week’s Sunday Papers as Mike & Greg get into white guilt, Dave Chappelle, and Blondie. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sunday Papers, it's the Sunday Papers.
0:05.0	Shonday Papers, with Grey and Mike.
0:10.0	Shony Papers, it's the Sunday Papers. It's the Sunday Papers.
0:17.0	The Sunday Papers.
0:19.0	The Grand and Night.
0:20.0	Read all about it. Sunday Papers, you wait all week you ignore the news you don't want to hear it until you hear it from us
0:28.1	So you know why I laugh every week when you do that because I I wouldn't know how to start this and you just dive in.
0:33.3	Yeah, there's no plan.
0:35.0	Well, a lot of your life is like I'm coming in hot and you do all that and like I think that
0:40.5	did you learn that like from depression like you just almost have to fake it
0:44.1	until you make it even if it's faking getting out of bed?
0:47.0	That's exactly that's so funny you say that that's exactly what I do.
0:50.3	Are you serious?
0:51.3	Yeah and I have social anxiety like everybody and so when I walk into a party I do this thing where I pump my
0:57.3	fists and I scream Fitzdog and then immediately like I'm not nervous anymore and people think it's funny and it breaks the ice and I feel like you know
1:07.9	Well you're probably not nervous anymore because everyone leaves is that how you is that how you conquer social anxiety,
1:15.1	you get everyone to stay away from you?
1:18.0	I think I weed out the week.
1:19.9	I think I've spent my life not worrying about everybody liking me and I think that hasn't worked in
1:27.6	LA as well as it worked in New York.
1:29.2	In New York you bust people's balls, you call people on stuff, you argue, and you stay friends.
1:35.0	And in LA, if you show any kind of judgment, people get like, they fucking isolate you after that.
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