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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 14 6/7/20

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2020

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Tackling the news after a week like this takes a certain finesse and maturity. Mike and Greg lack that, but here is their very best attempt at being funny during very difficult times. And wait until you hear what goddamn Dagwood did this week!  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

So many papers.

0:02.0

paper.

0:04.0

So many papers.

0:07.0

So many papers.

0:08.0

So many papers.

0:10.0

So many papers.

0:12.0

So many papers. Read all about it people, people. We're here. The paper.

0:17.0

Read all about it, people. We're here. The paper boy came by, he threw it in the bushes,

0:27.0

he got a little bit wet, but there's a plastic bag on it. We're going to open that up for you right now and share with you.

0:32.0

I know you hate these

0:33.2

intros. Jesus that was long, okay? All right. See I always have to work with Mike

0:40.4

Gibbons as an executive producer always has his like his little like clock going in his head of when when have we not given them good entertainment how long is it? And that all stems from your

0:53.4

fucking father and your sad little Irish Catholic upbringing where you had to

0:57.6

entertain your dad at the dinner table all the time.

1:00.3

Is that what it is? Yeah, I was going to say, I don't think I have producer hat on. I think I just have my usual mentally ill hat on. No, I will, I literally, I didn't realize how, you know, I just grew grew up there was just a natural thing even like when we started

1:15.6

writing jokes I'm like shorter short you got to get to the punch on and I realize and I realize

1:20.9

oh my god if I buried the lead with my dad, like I'd be like,

1:25.0

I'd come in and I'm like, listen, I was on the roof, I was doing this and then I'd like,

1:28.1

it loses attention.

1:29.5

I'm like, God, I should have led with with I'm bleeding internally.

1:33.2

Why did I start with him on the roof?

1:36.3

Like, I would lose him so fast.

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