Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 146 1/8/23

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2023

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Our predictions for 2022 paid off, and new ones are made for 2023. A 6 yr old shoots his teacher, a robot defends someone in court, and ISIS New Year's resolution is to make a comeback. Florida Man calls the cops to help him rob a house, and a woman on Air India gets peed on. IN 1ST CLASS! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's Sunday papers with the whole square mic.
0:04.0	It's easy Sunday just like riding a bike.
0:08.0	You're gonna love it, you're gonna get high.
0:12.0	It's Sunday papers with your whole square mic.
0:16.0	I'm gonna make up my mouth, monkey.
0:18.0	The Sunday papers gets a pound to begin.
0:21.0	Some time to pee.
0:23.0	The Sunday papers get a pound to begin.
0:26.0	Clear your calendar.
0:28.0	I'm gonna do that this time.
0:31.0	Oh yeah, that'd be a good idea, Mike.
0:34.0	People then wrap clapping in in five, four, three, two, one.
0:42.0	After your clap, three, two, one.
0:46.0	Listen to that clap in 2023.
0:48.0	2023 claps. Read all about it.
0:51.0	Here you, here you, extra, extra.
0:55.0	Brand new year 2023 new news.
0:58.0	Hold on, little tango.
1:00.0	I'm not a pro.
1:01.0	All new news, all fresh.
1:04.0	No more Brittany Griner news, no more.
1:08.0	Happy new year.
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