Hey Sunday papers people happy holidays happy New Year Merry Christmas all of it

uh just a short little message to say I'm an idiot and I forgot to press

record on this thing for the first like 35 minutes so just bear with me the

audio eventually gets good but I am not a professional here's the proof here

is my setup there is an ice bucket and then a garbage can and then there's

where the magic happens in New York City so I'm not great the dimly lit

hotel room but there it is anyway happy holidays thank you for listening

and here comes some shitty audio check check check check check check

the dog hey now let's clap it in one two there it is one two

hey I clapped and did that read all about it it's Christmas day the Lord has risen I know

he didn't rise it was born what three wise men came to the manger today they

bought gold frankincense and murder well the true miracle is that Jesus of

Nazareth was born in Bethlehem how did that happen yeah right that's the

miracle that's like when one of those like housewives of Barnes County all

the sudden is on the New Jersey season is that what it's like yeah they mix it

up sometimes it is sacred that show it is sacred Merry Christmas everybody Merry

Christmas everybody I hope you're with your families and you are finding a way

to see the humor in it all yeah why are they struggling is that yes many

people struggle that's the assumption that you're working under I don't I

actually really enjoy being around my family of Christmas so I can never relate when

people talk about all the stress I have a family can

there he is my given's in New York City where where he's staying look at the puffy face look

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