Our admiral was quite a bird. He faced this ice and snow,

just to tell the Eskimos what everyone should know.

You won't know what you're missing if you don't see noise.

Franscribed from Hollywood, nor to the vision of Borg Warner,

manufacturers of America's most modern automatic and ringer washers,

gas, and electric ranges, water heaters, and home freezers.

Originators and world's largest manufacturers of self-defrosting refrigerators,

Norge presents the Red Skelton radio show.

With Red Skelton, David Rose, News Orchestra,

Irene Taddle, Pat McEan, and the Smith twins will be me, Roddo Connick.

Now the StarVar program, the man with a station wagon for Zeke and the convertible face.

LPM's pound, Red Skelton.

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. Hi, you're right.

Hi, Red. Say, boy, what happened to your card? Really looks beat up.

Yeah, I was going to have it repainted and get a new top,

but then I ran into some material shortages.

What material? Money.

Money? Yeah, money.

Oh, yes. I've been working for you so long. I almost forgot what that was.

That wasn't it.

But about your car, how did you get it banged up so much in the first place?

Well, I took it to one of those downtown parking lots.

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