Now listen to Father Noe's best, transcribe, sorry Robert Young as Father.

Welcome to Springfield and another half-hour visit with the folks in the White Framehouse on Maple Street.

The White Framehouse on Maple Street underwent a fairly unique change in personnel last week when its youngest member, Kathy Anderson,

took off the shackles of girldom and became as far as she was concerned a boy. All efforts to reconvert her have failed,

and now the family is beginning to accept her as Sam as his evidence by this Saturday morning phone call, like this.

I'll get it! Hello? Who? Oh, just a minute. Hey Sam, it's for you!

How old is Betty? I'm coming. Hello? Oh, hi Mike. Okay Mike. Be right over Mike. Bye.

Who's this Mike? Does he go to your school? Heck no, he goes to the military academy. Really? Sure, I'm going to go there too.

You? You can't go there. Why not? Mike gave him my name and address and they're going to send me an application.

Doesn't Mike know you're a girl? I'm not a girl anymore and don't you ever tell Mike I am one. Where's Mommy?

Last time I saw her she was in the kitchen. Hey Mommy, I'm going over to Mike's house.

You can't go anywhere looking like that. Wait a minute. Have you been cutting your hair again? No, honest I have an honest.

I swear it looks shorter every time I see you. Where's my baseball glove? Oh, I see it, I can't. Now Kathy, you...

Mom, could you make me some lemonade? But, you're supposed to be out mowing the lawn. Well, I was, but I got worried about a blister.

Oh, really? Yeah. If a blister breaks and you get dirt in it, do you get infected? Well, you certainly could. Let's see where it broke.

Oh, it didn't break. Oh, well, let's see the blister. Well, I haven't got a blister yet.

Well, for goodness sake, what's all the fuss about then? Well, I just thought I'd better quit while I still had my health.

Oh, bud. One time Claude Messner had a blister. I don't want to hear about it. And Altona, Pennsylvania.

Now, bud. Mailman, letter for the president of the PTA. Where are you, president? In the kitchen scrubbing the floor.

You should get the vice president to do that. Bud, what are you doing in here? Is this the way you mow the lawn?

Well, I was just telling mom about the time Claude Messner had a blister on his foot. I'm sorry I missed that. I bet it was fascinating.

Well, what happened? I don't want to hear it. Get out there and put a few blisters on that lawnmower. Hurry now.

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