Testing one, two, three, testing one, two, three.

This is Radio Free Mormon, a very happy radio free Mormon to be broadcasting to you from

behind, from enemy lines, broadcasting behind enemy lines.

I forgot my own, my own slogan that I came up with seven years ago.

Anyway, that's because I'm so excited.

And the reason I'm so excited because general

conference, semi-annual general conference, 2003, the 193rd of these things that we've had to endure,

is done. It is over. It is in the can. And it couldn't possibly be happier. You know, I might even

look at some of these comments over here, although

I know that. I've got to put them off the screen. I apologize, everybody. I've got so much to report

on from this last session at General Conference. I'm just going to have to not look at you.

I apologize. Please have fun amongst yourselves. I know you will. You always do. I do look at

all of these later. And I looked at the

live chat from the morning session today between sessions. And yeah, I wish I could join you, but at least

you're having fun and I'm having fun bringing you. The recap, please like, please subscribe to this channel.

Please do. I'd really appreciate it. And now on with the show. Let me go to my notes.

By the way, there's a big surprise at the end of this session, just so you know. All right.

Now, I just got a report from somebody who was watching the video. You see, I can't watch the video

too much all the time because I'm busy

making all these notes. And usually there's not that much to watch because it's a bunch of

talking heads, right? But I do flip back and forth and check on things to see what I can see

when I'm not making notes. But something I had missed during the morning session when Dewey Waddle,

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