Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Brooks.

It is so awesome to be back again here in the rubicon vines of Barlubich in the

backroom of West Hollywood's most salubrious vodka bar with an awesome patio at

Jason where we've had to gather our own chairs here tonight just like the

last night of the Titanic. Once again the proofcast takes to the ether and we

welcome you here to Barlubich in West Hollywood where we are recording live to

be dispensed later and downloaded at your will, at your leisure, at your

pleasure, wherever you are. If you're out there on Proofcastland and you're

jogging, wow, what's that about? If you're in Vodcastland and you're working,

this is an awesome time to take some of the guy who oppressors use minutes and

throw them back in his face by spending them idly learning something that you

had not known before and laughing with your pretend friends on the podcast

radio over the interweb. Your boss is gonna have you working every second of

the day if you fucking let them so this is the time to throw your fist in the

air and man there's fucking barricades you baby balcony and if you're just

sitting at home playing with the cat or whatever or abusing the kids this is a

great time to light one up and put down that brillopad and let a cessation of

hostilities be the order of the day let there be no more police action let all

the action be the action of clowns stuffed into tiny cars because it always

makes you feel uncomfortable but then there's not release when they shoot the

gun and it actually says bang. Here we are once again convening and meeting and

conjoining and let our madness run together I wanted to start with some

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