Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Fruits.

Welcome to the Land of Valcontin.

Visually from the Ampest Mountain where the ego ranks supreme,

where the up-fronts have dictated the lives of

the vicissitudes of thousands of people here

in the actor's ghetto in Hollywood,

live from sunset boulevard from the back room of the

nerd melt comic book store we once again

take to the either on the wings of an albatross,

for the smartest men in the world,

Proofcast, Tazein, Hurrah,

everybody lays in gentlemen.

You can applaud there.

I made it too long.

I made it too long,

and if I'd only had a nickel,

it's awesome to be back here on sunset boulevard,

so close to the tattoo parlors and liquor stores

that make this street the most awesome street

in all of this section of Hollywood.

We're near Toitai, we're near Chivas,

good to get pizza,

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