SummerHouse: Luke, I Am Your Lover
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🗓️ 12 February 2021
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
This week on Summer House, Luke finds himself in a love triangle in the shape of a motorcycle baked into a hot dish and served to a coyote. But he's hot and simple; so he's able to just smile while Hannah spirals out of control like a helicopter leaf. In other news, Lindsay is sick of making sandwiches, Carl's mom gets married, and the oven continues to seppuku itself in the face of this cast.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey y'all, it's your girl Kiki Palmer. I'm an actress, singer, and entrepreneur. |
| 0:04.7 | On my new podcast, Baby This is Kiki Palmer. I'm asking friends, family, and experts the questions that are in my head. |
| 0:11.2 | Like, it's only fans only bad. Where did memes come from? And where's time from my space? |
| 0:16.2 | Listen to Baby This is Kiki Palmer, only on Amazon Music. |
| 0:46.2 | Hello and welcome to Watcher Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker, also the Game Brain podcast, and joining me is the wonderful and hilarious Ronnie Karam. What's up Ronnie? |
| 1:07.1 | Well, hello, Bean, my little Beanery. How are you? I love your green shirt. It's a nice color on you. Why thank you. I'm a fall. I got my colors done as a teenager at Dillard with my mom and I'm a fall. So I don't know what I am, but I find that Earth tones. I feel like really work well with me. So maybe that makes me a fall too. I'm not sure. I would say you're a spring. A spring. If I had to guess, I would say you're a spring. |
| 1:36.1 | What color is spring? You know that ice cream shirt you wear with all the little different ice creams? That's my favorite Ben outfit. It's all springy colors. |
| 1:46.1 | I love the best delves. It's funny is I feel like my wardrobe trends to like blues, like dark blues, but I find that when I wear earth tones or reds, whatever, those work well. But then I feel the happiest when I wear like a teal. And I don't always wear a teal. So maybe I am a spring and I don't realize it. |
| 2:09.1 | Maybe it's summer. I think it's spring. Does it's like Easter, right? I don't know. All I know is I can't wear yellow because then I just look like a wash down. |
| 2:20.1 | I don't know that anybody really. Well, I don't know that any man does really great with yellow. I haven't really seen a man pulling off yellow. |
| 2:27.1 | I don't think any white men do well with yellow. It's just sort of like washes us out. It just it doesn't work. It doesn't work for us. |
| 2:36.1 | But that being said, you know, you may be a fall and maybe a spring, but today we're here to talk about summer summer house. |
| 2:45.1 | You know what color you are? You're a segue. That's what you are. If segue was a color, it would be it would look really good on you. |
| 2:54.1 | You know what color you are? Love a boy. You're mango summer. |
| 2:59.1 | So this is our second episode of summer house. Quarantine edition. And it opens up with a. Oh, by the way, this is a crap and on demand. |
| 3:09.1 | So you can watch this if you go to crap and stock watch or crap. Patreon.com slash watch or crap and you sign up on the crap and on demand level and you'll get access to a video recap, not just talking recaps. |
| 3:21.1 | And you would also get access to our bonus episodes and our discord server. So it's really true. Everything is true. It's true. It's true. Summer house. You know, this is one of those shows where you make snap judgments. Well, like every every show, but you make snap judgments and they're correct every. |
| 3:37.1 | Freaking time. I mean, nothing is subtle on this show. And I love that Luke is just. |
| 3:43.1 | We're the week that have ever, ever even imagined, even though we've been saying it since the very beginning. Yeah, Luke is so Luke. |
| 3:51.1 | Luke is so gross. And I love that they call that his skin colored mustache because his skin colored beard on some luck. |
| 4:01.1 | It's not good. It's not good. You know what I'm saying? His hair is a little more. Okay. Yeah. It's not good. His look. So the episode opens up with another tricky monocle classic. They've got like there is a stable of songs that is reserved for the show. And we go through them every season. And they're great. |
| 4:19.1 | And this one is one of my favorites. It goes shiny cause movie stars. Yeah, yeah. Shining cars. The movie stars. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just. |
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