Hello, everyone and welcome back to Parkcar Convo's.

I'm Maddie Mitchell and I'm your host today and always because, well, quite frankly,

this is literally my podcast so

who else is going to host it happy freaking Monday it is Monday June pause pause June 30th it's Monday

who would have thought who would have thought it's Monday June 30th uh that's June 30th? That's my friend Bridgett's

birthday. Happy birthday, Bridgett. I hope she's listening. This is actually a really great way to

find out if Bridgett's a good friend and if she's listening to my podcast. So let's see if you

pass the test, Bridget. Sorry to attest you on your birthday, but it just, I just kind of happened upon it and I feel like I had to take the opportunity. Anyways, I hope you guys

had a fabulous weekend. I hope you're feeling well rested and rejuvenated and ready to tackle whatever

life might throw at you this week. And I don't think that that's asking too much of your favorite

podcast host. I am excited for this week's episode. This week's episode, we are reading and listening to and reveling in

and thanking God that this didn't happen to us. We're reading your vacation horror stories.

It's always a fan favorite. I feel like this is kind of being a tradition. Every summer,

we do a vacation horror stories episode, and I live for them because so much can and unfortunately does go wrong when you travel.

It's just inevitable, whether you're traveling by plane, train, or automobile.

There's always the chance of running into some sort of mishap.

We've heard horror stories about tragic and decrepit Airbnbs and hotels and just really,

there's been some really unsightly and sketchy things that have happened to prison guards

while they've been traveling.

And I hate to say, but it does make for a great story.

It does, at the very least, make for a great story. And I hope that the people who wrote in are in a

place where they can at least acknowledge that at this point in time. I assume they are, given that they

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