SUMMER HOUSE: 0613 "Pre-Nope"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0	I hope this is the right track. It is.
0:03.0	Okay, here we go.
0:07.0	Summer drinking, endless rosé.
0:12.0	How are these spuckers not all in A-A?
0:16.0	Pretty people with boom and careers.
0:20.0	Love a boy, enough to last seven years.
0:24.0	Hemptons, clubs, don't activate huffs in the out of the summer house.
0:29.0	Oh well, oh well, oh well.
0:31.0	Sing a voice.
0:33.0	Tell me more, tell me more.
0:35.0	Will they take Hannah's calls?
0:38.0	Can't wait to eat Carl's free ball.
0:41.0	Shoo bop bop, shoo bop bop.
0:44.0	Shoo bop bop, shoo bop bop.
0:46.0	Listen.
0:48.0	I'm just going to be me.
0:50.0	When the universe opens that door,
0:53.0	I'm going to look at that door.
0:56.0	He's got a big dick. He does. I want to walk on in.
1:00.0	I want to walk in that door.
1:01.0	I'll let that universe fuck me.
1:02.0	Roll dog me.
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