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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

BELOW DECK Sailing Yacht: 0309 "Tensions High, Patience Low"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Tensions rise on the boat for both the interior and deck crew; Gary's finger gets stuck in the main saloon doors causing so much pain that his patience with Kelsie is obsolete; Kelsie tries to keep her head above water with the new graveyard shift. JOIN REALITY GAYS EXTRA! Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays KEEP UP with the Gays in our NEWSLETTER! https://lp.constantcontactpages.com/su/HLyBwFh/90daygays  Find us on the Socials: Twitter @RealityGaysPod Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast LEAVE A REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-trash-tv-and-gaydd-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, www.RealityGaysPodcast.com. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, there's dolphins over there.

0:19.6

Do you know they're actually aliens?

0:23.1

What?

0:24.1

You can Google it.

0:26.2

What is that from?

0:27.2

There are some famous things where they thought dolphins were aliens.

0:30.5

No, I think this misguided woman, because I think she believes this.

0:36.2

No, she completely does.

0:39.6

The way with, wow.

0:41.2

Y'all, I wish everyone the conviction that this woman had when she told them to Google

0:46.7

it that dolphins were aliens.

0:48.8

Let me tell you where this comes from.

0:50.9

It's some weird conspiracy.

0:52.1

You talked about it on one of our shows.

0:54.6

Maybe.

0:55.6

I'm going to tell you where I think it comes from, because this is what I think what

0:59.0

I always think of.

1:00.0

No, no.

1:01.0

In Star Trek IV, the voyage home, the original when they went to San Francisco, of course.

1:08.3

Who else would I be?

1:09.3

Oh, okay.

1:10.3

The original.

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