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That number is 844-9-56 goat. A quick recommendation for the physical fitness test. You guys should get smelling salts like the football players do. We've got to get ourselves some of the smelling salts that have now been banned in the NFL, but that doesn't mean we still can't get our hands on some for our physical fitness test, which was supposed to be today. But for a few reasons, Omar is on injured reserve right now because he's got an ass issue. That's true. That is, man. Yeah, our butt bros. Omar and Jake suffer from the same embarrassing ass condition, which... No same Yeah it's a stomach thing Yeah it's a stomach thing What I thought you have Also for whatever it's called No no no no I haven't been Diagnosed I get the camera up my But on Saturday They'll tell me exactly what's wrong Wow what a birthday surprise To find out that you get to get a camera in the butt on Saturday, this Saturday. Wow, that's exciting. Place your bets. Three out of the six of us have gotten colonoscopies this year. Yeah, it's contagious. It's a lot. It's a lot of colonoscopies. It's a lot. It's half the show. Right. I get like a coupon now. Yeah. I think Vanessa is free or something. That's great. So anyway, that's Omar's got to deal with that. Don't worry Vanessa. Just say cheese. So Omar, he can't perform his physical fitness thing. I'm obviously a sausage toe survivor, so I would love another week to let the toe

heal up before running the mile. But more importantly, we all realized pretty quickly after attempting

to do any of these physical fitness feats that I don't think any of us are going to succeed.

And it became kind of sad. We were talking about this off the air yesterday. And one of the bosses walked by and heard us

having this conversation and basically said, it's really, you know, sad that you guys can't, none of

you think you can succeed at a fifth grade level for these physical fitness, you know, goals

or requirements. And we said, yeah, but the reality is,

Jake tried.

Jake, if anyone could, I would think it would be Jake. He was a D1 college athlete. There's some of these I could do. I just can't happen to do the pull-ups. A lot of us think we could do different ones than the ones we got. Like, Allie can't do the sit-and-reach. I can do the sit-and-reach. I didn't think you could do it for three seconds though I can

I yeah

No do the sit and reach. I can do the sit and reach. I didn't think you could do it for three seconds, though.

I can, yeah. No, you couldn't. No, I think maybe. And Vanessa... She's only lunch for a half second and stay there for like less than a half second. Like if Jake got Vanessa's push-ups, he could do that because Jake can do it. Remember, Jake did 100 push-ups than that. He does a lot of... I can do the push-up thing, too. Yeah, the push-up thing is like...

Okay, braggers.

Brogers?

Yeah, braggers.

Brogers?

You're bragging. No way, don't be racist with us. Yeah, don't call Omar a bragger. That is a problem. I don't know what that is, but I'm saying bragging. I think that's the condition he has. It's braga. You gotta say braga.

So, anyway, the issue

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