All right, move over Joe Rogan and Call Her Daddy.

It is the other podcast that everyone is talking about. Nope, it's just us. Klein Alley, Showertime. It can officially begin right now. Episode number, blah, da, blah, blah, but who cares? Do you think now those podcasts, like, especially call her daddy? I did listen to a recent episode, and I was like, man, at this point, they're like, and now we have

insert A-Lister here and they're like, hi, I was abused as a child. And you're like, wow,

this host really has to do no fucking work to do, like to pry and get any of these stories

out. They just come ready to dish it out. Like, that's what they know is going to happen.

Time for some trauma dump. Yeah, it's like, okay, I'm going to go and call her daddy. What am I going to say? I'm going to reveal the story about how my stepdad hit me. Right. And as soon as we get into the podcast, I'm just going to lay it all out. You've had a lot of dads.

Have any of them ever hit you?

No.

Should have.

I wish.

They should have.

It would have been a better story.

I had nothing interesting about my childhood.

So, wait. You've had a lot of dads. Have any of them ever hit you? No. Should have. I wish. They should have.

Would have been a better story.

I had nothing interesting about my childhood.

Well, your aunt was the lunch lady and you got bullied for that. So there's some trauma. I didn't get bullied for that. You made that up. Oh, I thought. But your aunt was the lunch lady. One of my aunts was the lunch lady, yes.

Yeah.

My other aunt was a lesbian.

But you also claimed that you went to the school.

Most of the kids there were like very well to do.

Yes. of my aunts was the lunch lady yes yeah my other aunt was a lesbian but you also claimed that you went to the school that most of the kids there were like very well to do but you got into the

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