Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and socks and run you.

It's Jordan, Jesse Go, I'm Jesse Thorne, America's Radio, Sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, Boy Detective, kicking off the Summer Boy Season.

Oh, man, you know, I was doing a summer boy activity this morning.

Let's hear it buddy.

What were you doing?

Self-Serve car wash, baby.

It got a credit card swiper now, so I don't even need to have 40 quarters.

Just give it one swipe and then all of a sudden I'm,

I black out and when I wake up,

I've got my spot-free rents going.

Wow, so you go into a kind of a car wash fugue state.

They call it the zone is what they call it.

You get your 10,000 hours, you go into the zone, and then you're the black sheep.

Wow, so when you're doing your car wash, do you ever like put them on the glass?

So that's all I do, the whole time. I'm

And by um, I mean those are these are your testicles right?

Yeah, my testes sure. They're a very permissive car wash. Yeah, well I mean it I get a lot of area because the more I do it the more swollen they become

Wow, that's a that's a great hack. Yeah, life hack.

H, hashtag life hack.

Sure. Put them on the glass. They'll grow swollen.

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