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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Crab Louie, with Patton Oswalt and Jordan Blum

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week Jordan and Jesse welcome Jordan Blum and Patton Oswalt (creators of the comic book series Minor Threats and the Minor Threats spin-off series The Alternates) to the pod for a conversation about a 58 year old tortoise, X-Men 97, and a man-crustacean hybrid with a red carapace, berserker strength, and a large claw named Crab Louie.

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:06.0

Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and socks and run you.

0:11.0

It's Jordan, Jesse Goe, I'm Jesse Thorne, America's Radio, Sweetheart.

0:14.7

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

0:17.1

Jesse, you seem, was there a concern here?

0:20.3

Yeah, I mean, oh, I just want to like, just to address, to address some letters we've been getting

0:25.4

We usually don't address the letters Jordan

0:29.0

We usually leave that to our secretaries

0:34.0

dictate the letters that's right and they do be addressing but our

0:38.1

secretaries are off it's national secretaries day and we thank them for all the hard work they do. Thank you secretaries.

0:45.5

Thank you for sharpening our pencils. So yeah we've just been getting a lot of

0:51.4

letters I think that we had a really electric conversation the other day about my new dentist and people have just been on pins and needles like Jordan, he switched dentists we got to know you've you

1:05.6

know you haven't mentioned it for a couple episodes what's the deal with the dentist

1:08.9

yeah Jordan I wasn't even going to bring this up, but some of the people have been really curious, I would say.

1:18.0

And at this point, it's been a few weeks and a lot of the letters are, I guess I would say, angry or enraged.

1:24.4

Right, yeah, they're very angry.

1:26.2

Incensed.

1:27.2

Mm-hmm.

1:28.2

And I'm just worried.

1:29.2

Because you went ahead, you introduced the topic, but then you never resolved resolved it so people don't know what's going on with you and your new dentist

1:37.3

And that's why I'm here. I'm here to like just just put everyone you know put everyone's concerns to rest. I did go to a new dentist. I did like it a lot for the most part

1:50.4

And I guess I'll just I'll just go into more. Yeah, so I you know as people know I moved to the

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