Sugar, Syrup, and Slashing (Oh My)

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2025

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired June 4, 2025: Honoring the passing of Jim Marshall. Sounds that make people irrationally angry. Everything you wanna know about pretending to work for a living.

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0:00.0	Hey, podcast, pals.
0:01.1	Today's episode is brought to you by my friends at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:05.5	Taken for me as a newly married guy with a very opinionated dog, comfort is kind of important right now.
0:11.5	That's why I'm a smart club member of Standard Heating.
0:13.9	I give the schedule service when it actually works for me, pay how I want, and choose what fits our home best.
0:20.1	Pick the HVAC company that treats you like family,
0:22.7	not just another name on the list.
0:24.5	That's standard.
0:25.4	Check out standardheating.com and tell him Dana sent you.
0:28.4	The 93X-Hareth morning show.
0:32.1	903.
0:41.2	All right, might as well go ahead with it.
0:44.5	Might as well go ahead with the midweek version
0:47.1	of what we call here the 93X half-ass morning show.
0:52.0	Oh, God help us all.
0:53.7	How you doing over there, Cubby?
0:55.1	Every day is better than the next.
0:57.4	Don't I know it?
0:58.3	A little worse than yesterday, but better than tomorrow.
1:02.7	Don't I friggin know it, that each day is a little better than the next.
1:08.6	You know, Josh, with the twins starting so late this week,
1:15.5	their ball games are starting so late this week.
	...

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