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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2025

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired June 5, 2025: If I wanted a hummer, I'd call your mom. Roommate strangulation. Everything you wanna know about batteries taking over the world.

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0:00.0	Hey, podcast, pals.
0:01.1	Today's episode is brought to you by my friends at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:05.5	Taken for me as a newly married guy with a very opinionated dog, comfort is kind of important right now.
0:11.5	That's why I'm a smart club member of Standard Heating.
0:13.9	I give the schedule service when it actually works for me, pay how I want, and choose what fits our home best.
0:20.1	Pick the HVAC company that treats you like family,
0:22.7	not just another name on the list.
0:24.5	That's standard.
0:25.4	Check out standardheating.com and tell him Dana sent you.
0:28.4	The 93X-Hareast morning show.
0:32.0	903 air. Air.
0:44.4	All right.
0:47.8	I suppose now we've got to go this way.
0:53.8	We've got to keep digging away at this as badly as we want to give up.
0:56.2	We just got to keep going.
0:58.4	Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show.
1:00.0	Hope everyone's hanging in there.
1:02.1	By God.
1:02.7	Covey?
1:03.6	Yes, sir.
1:04.6	Is school out?
1:07.6	Yes, technically it's out.
	...

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