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Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

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Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2018

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

This week, we delve into our romantic lives and Jacob dishes about the date he went on this past week - WITH A GIRL. He might be straight now. Also, Lucas discusses the time when he was offered a free private jet European vacation from a LA sugar daddy.

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Lucas and I'm Jacob.

0:07.0

Broke the forehead podcast.

0:12.0

Welcome back, hoes.

0:15.0

It's the bros.

0:16.0

I'm Lucas and I'm J-thup.

0:19.0

I have a mouth full of food.

0:22.0

You are you literally eating right now?

0:24.0

Like why are you doing this to our listeners?

0:26.0

I'm eating dinner right now.

0:28.0

I don't think our listeners want to hear ASMR if you chewing.

0:33.0

Oh, I'm sorry if this goes as you out by food is necessary for human life.

0:42.0

So I can just like hear it like mushing like it's like you it's in your you're talking but you haven't fully gotten it all down your throat.

0:49.0

You know, so it's like still just kind of rummaging around your teeth.

0:52.0

Oh, yeah, I'm eating and then I and then in a little bit get ready for the sunny D squish.

0:58.0

I'm joking, but can you bitch if I was drinking sunny D sunny D so funny to me?

1:03.0

I know like it's so funny because when you're like a little kid and you're like one day when I move out, I'm going to go to the grocery store and get sunny D.

1:11.0

Snickers like tricks everything like bad, but then when you're older, it's like the thought of drinking sunny D just like at 2 p.m.

1:18.0

I don't know why it just grosses me out.

1:20.0

I know there's something about it when I'm just like you that just doesn't know and then your teeth get so sticky.

1:27.0

Yeah, you get like the Capri Sun mouth where it's just you feel all the powdery chemicals accumulating.

1:34.0

And then these like dots get on your tongue from sour. Do you know what I'm talking about?

1:41.0

I think that might just be herpes.

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