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Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show
Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank
4.9 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2018
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
This week, we delve into our romantic lives and Jacob dishes about the date he went on this past week - WITH A GIRL. He might be straight now. Also, Lucas discusses the time when he was offered a free private jet European vacation from a LA sugar daddy.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Lucas and I'm Jacob. |
| 0:07.0 | Broke the forehead podcast. |
| 0:12.0 | Welcome back, hoes. |
| 0:15.0 | It's the bros. |
| 0:16.0 | I'm Lucas and I'm J-thup. |
| 0:19.0 | I have a mouth full of food. |
| 0:22.0 | You are you literally eating right now? |
| 0:24.0 | Like why are you doing this to our listeners? |
| 0:26.0 | I'm eating dinner right now. |
| 0:28.0 | I don't think our listeners want to hear ASMR if you chewing. |
| 0:33.0 | Oh, I'm sorry if this goes as you out by food is necessary for human life. |
| 0:42.0 | So I can just like hear it like mushing like it's like you it's in your you're talking but you haven't fully gotten it all down your throat. |
| 0:49.0 | You know, so it's like still just kind of rummaging around your teeth. |
| 0:52.0 | Oh, yeah, I'm eating and then I and then in a little bit get ready for the sunny D squish. |
| 0:58.0 | I'm joking, but can you bitch if I was drinking sunny D sunny D so funny to me? |
| 1:03.0 | I know like it's so funny because when you're like a little kid and you're like one day when I move out, I'm going to go to the grocery store and get sunny D. |
| 1:11.0 | Snickers like tricks everything like bad, but then when you're older, it's like the thought of drinking sunny D just like at 2 p.m. |
| 1:18.0 | I don't know why it just grosses me out. |
| 1:20.0 | I know there's something about it when I'm just like you that just doesn't know and then your teeth get so sticky. |
| 1:27.0 | Yeah, you get like the Capri Sun mouth where it's just you feel all the powdery chemicals accumulating. |
| 1:34.0 | And then these like dots get on your tongue from sour. Do you know what I'm talking about? |
| 1:41.0 | I think that might just be herpes. |
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