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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 3 October 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.570 Lincoln, Hitler, And Online Dating With Meade 1:55.757 New Dating App For Conservatives 12:34.486 Taste The Biscuit / Love Scars 15:36.744 Dispute Over Bottled Water Delivery 19:28.607 Self Inflicted Dick Shooting 23:02.102 Sign Up For The Sideshow and Support DV 26:14.507 Unnecessarily Antagonistic Traffic Stop 27:45.528 Ordering Nude Photos At McDonalds 35:18.766 Don’t Jet Ski Into The Hurricane 37:23.446 Doing Coke With The Babysitter 38:25.523 Voicemails: 206-666-4463/ Ending 41:40.909 Have Your Voicemail Played On The […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Monday, October 3rd, 2022, coming up on the program.
0:04.8	Today, one thing you can say about Adolf Hitler, he had his moments.
0:09.2	Plus, the pointing a gun at your penis with a safety off challenge,
0:13.4	one about as well as you'd expect.
0:15.1	And you know the old saying, it's like giving cocaine to a baby.
0:22.3	One of the things that I really find funny, and I know it's horrible,
0:25.5	but I find shaking babies from hilarious.
0:28.8	It's not so much, you know, the baby dying that is funny to me.
0:32.2	It's the act of someone getting angry and just shaking the shit out of a baby
0:35.7	and watching the little baby's head flop around.
0:38.8	Shaking a baby is an after-violence, plain and simple, it's child abuse,
0:42.7	and it's absolutely hilarious.
0:45.8	Shaken Baby Syndrome is caused by violent shaking.
0:49.9	I'm getting angry. I don't want to be angry.
0:53.3	People get me angry, yeah.
0:55.0	You know, shaked baby.
0:56.9	He just got into it and all of a sudden,
0:58.4	Jesus, something just hit us, bam!
1:00.0	All upside down, he just slapped him.
1:01.6	They could make his slap on mine.
1:03.7	I don't know, he's gonna lose it and shake my baby today.
1:06.5	And shake the round for your enjoying folks.
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