Getting White Supremacists To Spank Your Foreign Roommate

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 30 September 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Friday, September 30th, 2022.
0:03.4	Coming up on the program today,
0:04.9	Mead Skeleton controls the weather.
0:07.4	Plus, a Christian landlord wants to invite over some white
0:10.4	supremacists to spank his foreign tenant,
0:13.2	sending a crying woman to the living room with no dinner,
0:16.2	and fondling big-breasted women is a full-time job.
0:23.1	If you're gay and on a date, let me stipulate
0:26.3	your prostate twist at risk.
0:29.3	When you sit not my fist,
0:32.8	different types of lubricant water,
0:35.1	based on the golden sped right where he shits.
0:39.1	Sit not my fist.
0:42.2	Loose it from the poppers and I still run.
0:47.0	Now I'm all fearing in your blown-up move-up,
0:50.6	gay, et cetera, by all the good pathologists,
0:53.7	because I think I may have felt an anal cyst.
0:58.0	When you were sitting not my fist,
1:01.3	I think you may have taken a poo.
1:03.7	Yes, I smell that number two digging out that chimney cold.
1:08.5	I lost my watch deep in your holes.
1:11.0	Punch fuck that rectal wall.
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