Sucrose Ecstasy w/ Jake Young

Page 7

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by Jake Young of Nerd of Mouth, as MJ drops a Thanksgiving bombshell after 15 YEARS WITH JACKIE! Another story proves that David Harbour is just noooo good, then some Halloween costume chat including Jake and Marie's costume that only Henry and Geoff knew, and Jackie's already started gettin' in her reps at the turkey gym. People Magazine has crowned Jonathan Bailey as the sexiest man alive of 2025, Ariana Grande traded in Spongebob for a hunter and may be using her homewrecker powers FOR GOOD! Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are starting to sync up like Extreme Sisters, and KATSEYE went as Many Mariahs for Halloween, next we got a list of 14 times celebs were VERY confidently wrong about basic facts, then we got some SPICY blindz! Jackie's Snackies starts 'round 1:11:11.031 with MJ's Minute Munchies 'round 1:17:07.043, plus a special Jake Liquid Beverage Time Moment that runs until 1:27:56.976. All that and more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Well, Halloween has ended, and even though Mariah Carey tells us it's time for something else,
0:15.4	I beg to differ.
0:17.3	I will also remind you, as I do every every year that the sentiments of this song are not sentiments
0:23.5	from page seven.
0:25.8	Eat us.
0:27.4	Hey, it's Thanksgiving Day.
0:29.6	Eat us.
0:30.9	We make a nice buffet.
0:32.9	We lost the race with Farmer Ed.
0:35.9	So eat us because we're good and dead white man ran ran from east
0:41.3	our south jump off my legs and put him in your mouth eat me sauteed a barbecued eat me we
0:51.5	we want some pets but now we're food We won't stay fresh for very long.
0:56.6	So eat us before we finish this song.
0:59.8	So eat us before we finish this song.
1:03.8	It's turkey time.
1:05.6	Woo.
1:07.8	Thank you.
1:09.1	Wait, where is that from?
1:10.6	Adam's Family Values.
1:12.1	Oh, okay.
1:13.7	When they do the Thanksgiving parade and the Thanksgiving show during the summer camp for some reason.
1:20.8	No, it's so that they could separate the cool blonde kids from the stupid goth nerds.
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