Smart Bless me.

Yeah, I was very much looking for like Mr. Wright at all times, and it kind of didn't matter who he was.

I definitely went through a face like that, as well. That's why I dated somebody in the cast of Spongebob. Bad Dates.

Hello, hello, welcome to another episode of Bad Dates here on the Smart List Network.

I am your host Joel Kim Booster back back again with another panel of incredible

guests to tell their tales from their time in the trenches,

dating, hooking up, experiencing life, raw, uncut, unfiltered.

And listen, I am so excited about this panel today, but before we get to them,

I'm going to do just a quick little listener mailbag moment, and this email is from Tommy.

And I picked this one specifically

because I feel like our guests today

will really be able to relate in some ways

and just maybe recognize themselves in this story.

So from Tommy, I thought I was headed for a hookup with a guy,

but when we got to his apartment, there's another guy there.

He says it's his roommate.

And instead of us going into his room, we all three do a bunch of tequila shots, and my date convinces me to blow coke up his roommate's ass and have sex with him while he watched.

I came over the next night hoping it would be our turn, but somehow the vibe wasn't right.

Did I mistake the first night?

I'm into him, but how do I make it about us?

So yeah, I think this is a pretty standard queer experience. This is basically a handshake for us.

And you know, normally I dive right in myself and then I have the guests weigh in.

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