I switch to gray's papaya.

Those things are good.

Those things are so good.

But, yeah, not the, man.

And they've gone up, by the way, the recession special.

Yeah.

I remember when those were a dollar.

That's how much those should cost, in my opinion.

It would be nice.

It was $4.95 for the longest time for two dogs and what do you call it, papaya juice.

Yeah, yep.

I live here. One of those. They're really good.

$5.95.

That's just, well, the economy is improving.

That's what I said. I guess the economy is improving.

All right. Well, maybe we should do a show.

From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

A D-trained masturbator from Queens busted in Brooklyn for masturbating on the D.

In what's really an inspiring story of senior citizen Can Do Smok,

62-year-old confessor Pagan, was arrested the unwanted touching

of himself in a subway station in Coney Island. You've winced at the self- brutalizing

antics of the human blockhead, thrilled and stared, slack-jawed with wonder at the sword

...