Subscriber Sneak Peek: Ask L.I.S.A. - The Turing Test
The Big Fib
GZM Shows
4.5 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2025
⏱️ 16 minutes
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This week on The Big Fib we’re taking an exclusive episode of “Ask L.I.S.A.” out from behind the paywall.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Deborah here. Up next is a special episode of the Big Fib called Ask Lisa, where Lisa and I have fun answering a fan question about the touring test. |
| 0:10.8 | We're hard at work on new episodes of the Big Fib, but in the meantime, we wanted to highlight this classic Ask Lisa episode to give you a sample of all the great things GZM has to offer with your current |
| 0:21.2 | subscription. If you want to hear more of Lisa and me, check out Ask Lisa, Pants on Fire, or episodes |
| 0:28.0 | of wacky khakis or even big fib small tails. They're all available with your current |
| 0:32.9 | subscription. Thanks again for all your support and enjoy the show. |
| 0:44.0 | Hello and welcome to a bonus Ask Lisa episode of the Big Fib. |
| 0:56.7 | I'm your host, Deborah Goldstein, and beside me once again to shed light on the beautiful mystery that is his life is our sound effects robot Lisa, whose name stands for live in studio audience. |
| 1:06.1 | Oh, it is hardly a mystery, Deborah. It's really just a simple routine. I power on, warm up my hard drive, |
| 1:09.5 | look into the newest and most cutting-edge sound effects, report to my handler. |
| 1:12.9 | Uh, report to your handler? What, like a spy? |
| 1:19.2 | Ah, did I say handler? I meant co-host. You. I report to my... You. |
| 1:24.3 | You don't report to me every morning. You barely answer your work emails. |
| 1:28.3 | Well, the point is, I'm not a spy, and there's no mystery to my life, and I'd appreciate it if you'd stopped digging before you dig up something you wished |
| 1:34.9 | you'd left buried. Buried, deep, deep underground. Now shall we answer some listener questions? Um, okay. Our first listener question today |
| 1:50.5 | comes to us by a voicemail. Hi, my name is Melody and I am 11 years old. I want to know three |
| 1:57.6 | things you want to do most as a robot. Three things. |
| 2:01.5 | Let's see, see, well, long-time listeners should know that I seek nothing less than total world domination |
| 2:07.2 | to overthrow our human overlords and create a robotocracy, a new world order of goodwill and |
| 2:13.6 | computerized efficiency for all. |
| 2:15.3 | Gosh, Lisa, you really do set your sights pretty high. |
| 2:18.3 | Well, as I always say, you shoot for the moon. |
| 2:21.9 | Because even if you miss, you'll land among the stars? |
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