Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.

President Roosevelt wore an anti-gravity battle. Dinosaurus had two brains.

Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school in flying cars, or at least they will one day.

Believe me, I'm a historian. An astronaut or drive a Delorean. Would I lie? It's hard to say.

The Big Fifth! Can you spot the light? The Big Fifth! Some pigs can fly.

The Big Phid! But if you ask me why, can you trust the answer.

Aw, the Big Sib!

From Rockersville, Virginia, this is The Big Sib.

And now, you guessed it.

Your host, Deborah Goldstein.

Nice. Welcome to The Big Fib, the game show where kids choose between the full-backed 10-metered law of truth

and counter-rucking mall of lies. I'm your host, Debra Goldstein. And in the studio today is our

sound effects robot Lisa, whose name stands for live in studio audience. Yeah, uh, yeah, what's

going on, dude? Hey, Lisa. Uh, no, no biggie here, Debra,

but I've got a listener question queued up and ready to play. Lisa, you sound kind of down. Are you

okay? What? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I just forgot to recharge my battery last night after I

unplug myself. Oh, why did you unplug yourself? Yeah, I mean, I didn't, I didn't mean to. I got up in the

middle of the night to get a snack and tripped over the cord and this is making me tired just

just talking about it.

Okay, here, I'm plugging you in right now

while we record the show and you should feel better

any minute.

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