Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable.

This week, its dire threats to the world of Reddit, as host with the most mark,

ask the gents to get their creative juices flowing in the wrong way.

Bob threatens to break through Wade's back door and proposes Marco abroad for his jobs.

Bonking walk and Wade judges by rectal investigation, courts cancellation, and goes AWOL.

From gumgofts to distracted land, yes, it's time for subreddit enemy number one.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome to Distractable! I am your host, Markiplier. Yes, that guy, the one and only,

the best host of Distractable, Mark, I, Liar. The humblest, the most modest, the kudish-widdle-malky-pupu-lu-do-malky-pupu.

Well, you're only embarrassing yourself there, but anyway, we all know that I'm the greatest host,

but I wouldn't be the greatest host without the greatest guests. Bob and Wade. Okay,

let's back to it and friends type deal, huh? Markiplier presents Distractable,

featuring and friends. I'm just trying to get back to our roots, you know, our true roots.

That is our roots, really, and truly it is. So enough of my ego, well not enough of my ego,

my ego will have its time later, but how are you guys doing? Good, I'm honored to be here on

Markiplier and friend and guest, so thank you for having us. Wait, who's friend and who's guest,

which one am I? We got to figure that out later, but that's, you know. I'd like to retain my

historical title if I could. I don't want to be demoted from friend to guest. Well, I guess I'm

demoting myself. Good. Well, can I be Markiplier? Can you be guest? Oh, yeah, Mark can be guest.

Can I demote myself just to guest? I think that's within my power. If I transfer, I'd like sole

transfer into your body. The host is basically the genie of the lamp. You are omnipotent, omnipotent.

Wade, you get to body switch with one of us. Who's it's going to be? Bob, because he's already in Ohio.

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