Oi, listeners! We got an apology to make. Um, as you can tell, you might have thought it was Voldemort, but it's not, uh, I, uh, me, didn't, me got busy, me did.

Anyway, here's the episode. Oh, it's a boat-acious ball, but, and it's, it's wonderful, Willie ain't it?

It-it did, ain't this feel like home, boy, ain't this feel like home, Jens-ah, I'm not even, uh, Zeddin' what, not?

Hello, and welcome back to another episode of The Fractable!

What?

Oh, no, this is so, it was havin' to wait over there.

It's fine, ignore him. I'm full-screen right now because I'm the host, this is my episode,

Wait wasn't even on screen so nobody saw that and if you're not watching on Spotify you didn't see either

Don't forget you can watch the video version on the podcast on Spotify. Exclusively

Free still free. Anyway, I'm the host. My name's Bob. I'm joined as always by my two co-host slash competitors slash friends

Mark and Wade. Hi, I'm Mark, hobbyist YouTuber. I like to

Say that I'm learning Korean, but still I haven't learned it yet. Anyway, open to have a good time here. Hi guys

I'm Wade. I'm a American YouTuber speaking pure American here. I got a new microphone and I started trying out today

So uh good to see you boys. So think about that is deeply

Unsettling. It's really weird. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Wade currently had two fingers

Unceremoniously shoved into a relatively small

Pop filter. Well, you know that I can't find one to fit my microphone

So I just did you buy that to put on to your giant ass microphone?

It actually was one that someone recommended for it

I ordered it open the box. It's the smallest thing I've ever seen. I know how big your mic is. That's not even

Yeah, here shove three fingers inside of it. Oh, yeah, sure

Everyone go to Spotify right now to see what we're talking about

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