Styles, Car Shopping, Checking Out | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-3-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2025
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about terrible styles, car shopping, and checking out.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(29:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 7-3-25 - Bill rambles about patience, helicopters, and being a booze bag.
Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Elvis Presley - Change of Habit
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast. And I'm just checking in. Check it in on you. Wow. |
| 0:13.1 | How are you? How's it going? Oh, look at that sad Charlie Brown looking tree. |
| 0:19.9 | I like those trees. I'm one of those people, you know. You ever see Christmas? What's to deal with |
| 0:26.7 | Christmas, everybody? You know when you go down to get a fucking tree? You know when you bought |
| 0:31.6 | yourself a Ford F-250, 6.7 turbo diesel, regular cab, 8-foot bed, and you don't even hammer one nail the whole |
| 0:39.3 | year, but once a year you get a fucking Christmas tree and you have a reason to use your truck. |
| 0:43.3 | You know, when you go down there, you see the Christmas trees, right? |
| 0:50.6 | A bunch of fucking shrubs. You got full ones right the fatties not questioning anything |
| 0:58.5 | just fucking eating loaded nachos loaded fucking cheese whiz all over the top you know oh shit oh god here we go gonna sneeze is it gonna happen |
| 1:14.9 | look at the sky oh hell there we go so what you just got to make it happen at some point |
| 1:21.8 | you got to rip the band-aid off just can't sit there with your face all twisted up people think |
| 1:26.9 | you're having a stroke. |
| 1:30.2 | Anyway, oh, fuck, I'm going to sneeze again. |
| 1:32.8 | Hang on. |
| 1:33.7 | Look, in the sky. |
| 1:37.6 | Sorry, excuse me. |
| 1:41.2 | Sneeze is coming three, so we all know this. |
| 1:44.0 | So anyway, you go down there to get your fucking tree |
| 1:46.2 | and there's all those those full fatties |
| 1:48.0 | the loaded nacho people right |
| 1:50.6 | wearing workout clothes |
| 1:53.8 | not working out just wearing them because they're comfortable |
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