Stupid penalties, absurd own goals, and Americans doing things in Europe! It's Weekend Review time!
Total Soccer Show: USMNT, Champions League, EPL, and more ...
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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2019
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Ryan and Taylor discuss all the action from this past weekend. What was Granit Xhaka thinking in the North London Derby? Is this the year a non-traditional top four side makes it into the Champions League? How far will Manchester United fall?
Plus, there's lots going on in the Bundesliga (Dortmund lose, Schalke and Bremen win), Spain (Real Madrid and Barcelona both draw while Neymar plays for neither), and Italy (more own goals). We round it out with the slightest of SPL chats, then some more in-depth looks at MLS and the TSS Scouting Network!
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| 0:54.0 | The future is open. Hello everybody and welcome to a holiday edition of The Total Soccer Show, our weekend review. I am your host Taylor Rockwell. |
| 0:55.9 | Joining me for this very special episode is Mr. Ryan Bailey. Hello, Ryan. |
| 1:00.5 | Oh, hi, Tate. Very special. What's very special, just that we're doing this on a day when we should not be working? |
| 1:05.4 | That is correct. It's the only way I can get myself under the happy emotional mood required to record a weekend review while |
| 1:12.2 | the rest of the city is shut down. And I mean that literally because the three places I went to |
| 1:16.3 | to get breakfast this morning all closed. Way to go, Richmond. Thanks for that. Oh, boy. All three |
| 1:20.9 | Starbucks, huh? It was basically everanding circles of okayness. |
| 1:29.8 | Like, it started with the places I really wanted to go and then just got larger and larger as I kept trying to find something that was open, eventually settling on 7-Eleven. |
| 1:37.5 | Everyone's favorite place to go for breakfast. |
| 1:39.1 | Yes, sir. |
| 1:40.5 | I'm so sorry. |
| 1:41.8 | Yeah, me too. |
| 1:42.5 | It goes back to the days when, I think, before Darrell was vegetarian when we first started the show, the only place to eat, like, late night when we get done recording, was the 7-Eleven down the street. Thankfully, that is no longer the case, but that used to be the days of, like, the quarter-pound spicy big bite, which I guess I could eat when I was, like like 23 and 24 years old. If I ate that now, |
| 2:01.5 | I think I'd have heartburn for like the next month and a half. Quarter pound spicy big bite. |
| 2:06.4 | Yeah, it's, it's, uh, right. So what you do is you take, uh, I guess like an intestinal casing |
| 2:11.3 | and you fill it with chemicals and everything that will hurt your stomach plus like hot sauce |
| 2:15.3 | and then, uh, serve after sitting in like a rotating |
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