Champions League draw, player nicknames, Bolton and Bury explained, soccer's Andrew Luck, and what if Jesse Marsch ran the USMNT?
Total Soccer Show: USMNT, Champions League, EPL, and more ...
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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 30 August 2019
⏱️ 101 minutes
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We've got a HUGE show for you. Seriously, it's an hour and 40 minutes long. We open by pondering Eric Cantona's Champions League speech, then giving some very quick, reactions to the UEFA Champions League draw. Then we get into some listen questions.
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17:03 — What are our favorite soccer player nicknames? What are some of the worst?
25:28 — Today's show is sponsored by Manscaped. Use code TSS for 20% off and free shipping at http://manscaped.com
28:43 — Which three players would we drop from Berhalter's 26-man USMNT roster?
34:09 — What has happened at Bolton Wanderers and Bury FC?
56:47 — Today's show is sponsored by Weals. Go to http://feals.com/TSS to get 50% off a membership
58:40 — What's the soccer equivalent of a player retiring early like Andrew Luck?
1:06:10 — If Jesse Marsch had been named USMNT head coach instead of Gregg Berhalter, how different would the starting XI be?
1:13:10 — Today's show is sponsored by AwayDays! Go to http://awaydaysfootball.com and use code TSS for 15% off.
1:17:00 — Which formerly great club team would you like to see be great again?
1:25:35 — Why aren't soccer fans as obsessed with statistics as other sports fans?
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the total soccer show. |
| 0:19.7 | My name is Darrell Grove and I'm joined by the man who wrote Eric Cantonar's Champions League Your Speech. His name is Taylor Rockwell. Hello. That was better than I thought it was going to be. I thought it was just going to be more so just at Manchester United's expense. I can't claim credit for anything, Eric Cantonoff says. I'm also not sure Eric Cantonach can claim credit for anything Eric Cantonau says. |
| 0:34.5 | I will say he's not wrong. No. The gist of his speech was like, science is advancing and eventually, like, you know, human health will last a long time. Yeah. But there are still wars and we'll end up killing each other. Yeah. Yeah. Eric Cantonaut- It's not wrong. he just says it too dramatically. |
| 0:36.7 | You mean warrior poet, Eric Canton? Yeah, exactly. |
| 0:37.1 | Yes, that is who he is. |
| 0:38.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.4 | I mean, it's the same thing. |
| 0:39.3 | It's like to Shirt. |
| 0:40.0 | That's great. Eric Cantonagh... It's not wrong. He just says it too dramatically. You mean, warrior poet, Eric Cantana? |
| 0:54.9 | Yes, that is who he is. |
| 0:56.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.6 | I mean, it's the same thing. |
| 0:57.4 | It's like... |
| 0:57.7 | He's a shirt. |
| 0:58.2 | That's a cool shirt. |
| 0:58.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:59.2 | He's fashionable. |
| 1:00.1 | He's an actor. |
| 1:00.9 | He's Hollywood, but French. And also a soccer player. I mean, like the Seagulls follow the troller thing. |
| 0:52.2 | Like, it makes sense if you understand it from the perspective he was saying it. |
| 0:55.2 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:55.4 | But it's such a weird... |
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