Stupendous Appendages, Blind Boxes, Protein Candles
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2026
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
Jordan Morris joins Daniel, Tony and me to discuss posthumous digital footprints, Knott's Berry Farm, yacht rock, protein-infused candles, my recent trauma, the time Jordan had to return a company gift and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen, is your new best friend show. |
| 0:07.2 | Tonight, Allison welcomes your guest. |
| 0:08.9 | He's a comedian, writer, and author of comics in the graphic novels, Bubble, and Youth Group. |
| 0:13.5 | It's Jordan Morris. |
| 0:15.3 | Tone Zone is here to quietly and solemnly put the Super Bowl shuffle back in its VHS sleeve and in its velvet case |
| 0:21.9 | where they'll stay until this time next year, hopefully. |
| 0:24.8 | I'm her husband, Dan, you know, say now on board the one buzz and say hello to your new best friend. |
| 0:28.9 | Allison Rosen. |
| 0:31.2 | Allison, Rosie, Allison, Rosie is your new best friend. |
| 0:36.8 | Allison, Allison, with perfect good time never end. |
| 0:42.5 | Allison Rosen, too. |
| 0:45.9 | And the way we can some dance again. |
| 0:48.1 | Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:52.9 | Hello, my little Costco hot dogs. |
| 0:55.0 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Alison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:58.6 | That particular carbohydrate, which is really a protein wrapped in a carbohydrate bun, was sent in on Patreon. |
| 1:04.8 | Patreon by Amy Middleton. |
| 1:06.6 | Yes, I'm on Patreon. |
| 1:07.8 | All sorts of stuff over there. |
| 1:09.0 | You can get episodes of The Friend Zone. |
| 1:10.6 | That is my Patreon-only podcast. |
| 1:12.9 | There's a level where you can text me and I'll text you back. |
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