Daniel and Alison (The Road to Badonk)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Daniel and I are talking about far away dentists, TGI Fridays, the 23-year-old guy I met and was obsessed with for too long when I was 16, Free Bert, Daniel being a good judge of character, Phil Rosenthal's movie night, my grandfather and Daniel's road to achieving a badonk. Plus more!
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| 0:00.0 | Allison, Rosen, |
| 0:02.7 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend |
| 0:05.9 | Allison, Allison, |
| 0:08.5 | with perfect good times never end |
| 0:11.6 | Allison, |
| 0:13.0 | do in a way to get some pants and dance again |
| 0:17.1 | Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:22.8 | Hey, everyone. Hi, hello. Welcome to another very exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:28.1 | It's me, Allison, Rosen, and I'm in Pod Cabin with your husband in mind, the people's husband, Daniel Quants. |
| 0:35.5 | Hello. Hi. |
| 0:36.8 | How goes it? It goes well. We're recording at the |
| 0:41.7 | end of a week, short week, went by fast. It's weird that it was a short week because it |
| 0:47.7 | doesn't, I mean, I guess it went by fast, but you know what I like to say. I've lost track of time. |
| 0:52.9 | I like to say, I'd say, thank God it's Friday. Oh, my God. That's what I like... Oh, my God. I never put it together that that's what the restaurant's about. It's about this day. I drove past... I went to the dentist yesterday. Big news. I should have saved, I should have teased that. |
| 1:11.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.5 | And my dentist is, and this is, I take it personally, but she has offices in Beverly Hills, which is very far from me. |
| 1:22.2 | She initially had an office in Burbank, but she had to give it up during the pandemic maybe. |
| 1:26.9 | She blamed COVID. |
| 1:27.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:28.5 | She just wanted to be in Richtown. |
| 1:31.8 | And she, um, so I have to drive there. |
| 1:38.1 | You're talking to someone who drives to Orange County to go to the dentist. |
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