My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it.

And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet Earth.

And why John Carpenter movies are so good.

You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about.

And that's fine, you know, no judgment.

But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

The NFL has kicked off unboxing week for my calls, my cleats.

Players across the league are revealing their customized cleats in honor of the causes they are most passionate about.

Text MCMC to 635, 635, or visit NFL.com slash my calls, my cleats to see the reveals.

Here, players stories bid on their custom cleats for charity and learn more about how they're making a difference in their communities.

It takes all of us to commit to the cause.

I'm Jordan Klapper, Daily Show contributor, Trump Rally, past holder.

And as of today, my most daring title yet, podcast host.

This is Jordan Klapper, Fingers the Conspiracy.

And I'll new limited series podcast from the Daily Show.

Did you know that Osama bin Laden is a guy named Tim?

Yeah, we're doing a whole episode on that one.

JFK Jr. coming back from the dead. That's an episode.

Deep State, that too. We're going way down the rabbit hole.

Listen to Jordan Klapper, Fingers the Conspiracy on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

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