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What would be a good percentage to use, you know, so that way I can just keep the same number going in there all the time.

Yeah.

I, you know, I don't really like percentages too much.

I like actual numbers because I could say like I could say like 10% 15% but it really just depends on your situation.

So I always try to look at like discretionary income.

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