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Handel On The Law
KFI AM 640
4.3 • 879 Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2020
⏱️ 102 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And good morning on a Saturday morning, handle here, and we're going to take a little bit of break from everything we've been hearing about the coronavirus and just have a |
| 0:22.0 | somewhat of a good time as I abuse the hell out of everybody and you can revel in other people's |
| 0:27.8 | misery which is about time this week has been very rough next couple weeks it's going to be |
| 0:34.0 | even rougher as we all hunker down. So just relax for a little while. |
| 0:39.7 | If you would like to entertain people, please feel free to call and ask me a marginal |
| 0:44.6 | legal question. |
| 0:45.4 | And I am sure I'm going to get one or more questions today regarding employment, breach of contract, |
| 0:52.7 | renters, landlords, business owners, employees relating to what's going on. |
| 0:59.5 | First phone numbers. |
| 1:00.6 | Top of the hour, always the best time to call. |
| 1:03.0 | And the number is 800, 5201534, 800 5201 KFI. |
| 1:10.4 | That's the number to call. 800 5201 KFI that's the number to call 800 5201534 also keep in mind obviously we have lines open as we open up the show |
| 1:20.2 | but they do fill up and it ranges all the way from gee we have lines open to I won't be picking up |
| 1:27.4 | the phone or our screener won't be picking up the phone or our |
| 1:28.3 | screener won't be picking up the phone for an hour and a half because the lines are so jammed. |
| 1:32.5 | So I'm going to suggest you jump in 800 5201534. |
| 1:39.0 | And as always, and I inevitably look so forward to this, if you don't call in, then you get to listen to |
| 1:47.0 | Jerry Lewis singing, I'll never walk alone, or you'll never walk alone. For those of you |
| 1:51.0 | that don't know what that is about, it's even becoming a little bit dated. That was the muscular |
| 1:54.6 | distillery telethon that Jerry Lewis hosted for years and years and years, decades. And at the end of this 24-hour telethon, he was up, that was the song he sang. |
| 2:06.7 | You'll never walk alone. |
| 2:09.2 | And his bow tie was open and the sweat was dripping off of his face. |
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