And good morning, everybody,

Handel here on a Saturday, April 11.

It's, what is it day after Good Friday, day before Easter?

What do they call that?

There's a name for that.

And if not, we have to come up with one, sort of in the middle.

It's like an Oreo, where you have, you know, on both sides.

No, I'll come up with something.

Anyway, Bill Handel here, and it's time for three hours of legal stuff,

assuming you ask me a question and I answer it.

And let me give you phone numbers to begin with.

8005201534.

That is our number to call.

That is where you get in.

Top of the hour, which is now always the best time to call. Because because later on throughout the show quite often we can go for a couple of hours and the phone calls are

coming in and all you're going to hear is a busy signal right now you are not going to hear

a busy signal because it's top of the hour and we're ready to fly 800 5 5201534 on a Saturday morning.

Followed by Leo Leport, the tech guy, and this afternoon, it'll be Neal Zavedra with

The Fork Report.

And then later on at 6, Mo Kelly and then Brian suits at 8 o'clock.

So that's our full Saturday here on KFI. And as you're sitting and

not driving and you're at home and you're completely Netflixed out and Hulued out, what are I

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